Well, you can probably tell from my lack of production and blog posts that my enthusiasm is fading—none of the spaghetti I’ve been throwing is sticking. I’m definitely taking a break from the t-shirts, maybe a full one until my motivation makes a comeback. It’s actually been great not being glued to my computer all day, trying to multitask like crazy. I’ve been out a lot—parties, dancing, dinners, a few trips to NYC... you get the idea. Taking some time off has been refreshing. Feels good to be back to my social self!" But wait, I am up to something new....something that revolves around creativity as well.
So my husband said this to me the other day. Why are you working? Why are you starting a new enterprise don't most women want to stay home at your age? I was like fuck no. I need a scenario, I need a puzzle to figure out. I need the biggest of all challenges. That's how I survive and that's what keeps my head good.so if you're one for adventure hop along and take the ride. I swear you won't be bored. So here's the deal. I'm gonna purchase and expand a bnck and mortar business till it's booming and then sell out right before it becomes mundane for a substantial fee. I'm working with my own capital now so that's a bit scary but the things that scare me make me excited. Go figure.i walk and talk and think off the beaten track. But when all is said and done I'm a force to be reckoned with. This attitude upheld made me wealthy as a pro dom. Those skills are innate and inbred. I hope one day I will find the time to teach other women how to be empowered and how to get rich quickly without it being a scam. I'm 4 chapters in on that book but will circle back around soon.
I know, I totally dropped the ball on our last blog. Honestly, I’m still here, dangling in this creative limbo with zero design motivation—well, at least not for t-shirts. Right now, I'm knee-deep in trying to buy commercial property in Palm Beach. As you can imagine, it’s exhausting. The end goal? without having signed nda's - you have to wait.... At my age, am I reinventing the wheel? Maybe. But let’s face it, money isn’t exactly my driving force these days—especially when I seem to give away as much as I make. Still, I need my creative outlet. There are only so many times you can remodel your house before your walls beg for mercy.
Sometimes, though, I feel a little guilty that I write about myself all the time. It's tricky to write about people I don’t know personally (looking at you) or to tell stories about friends or exes who could stumble across this. I do my best to add humor and humility in this chaotic world I live in and share it with you. But what is funny, really? It’s not just words jumbled together in a paragraph. It’s a way of being—or reacting.For instance, my OB-GYN once asked if I did monthly breast exams, and I answered honestly—which he found hilarious. You see, when my partner is taking his sweet time, a little, uh, fondling seems to speed things up. And ironically, these days, breast exams have gone from a daily ritual in my younger, hormone-fueled years to a once-a-month occasion. But hey, it’s not funny when he messes up my side of the bed. If you know, you know—there’s nothing like fresh sheets and a partner who doesn’t snore. Thanks to Elavil, we’ve tackled the snoring issue at least.
Funny can be subtle, like when everything goes wrong in the most ridiculous way—don’t worry, I’m saving those stories for later. Or it can be straight-up strange. Just the other day, I scolded my husband for farting in my car, and he swore all his Mercedes had a weird smell, but not his Range Rover. I asked, "Do you smell that horrid stench?" and instead of him answering, the Mercedes AI piped in with, "I don’t smell anything either." What the actual hell? This is the second time she’s interrupted me with her creepy AI vibes. I kid you not, this isn’t a joke. The last time I told her to shut up, she clapped back, saying I shouldn’t talk to her like that. My partner was convinced I’d preprogrammed her. You really can’t make this stuff up.
And then there are the “funny” moments that aren’t so funny at the moment—like having a business meeting while on Ozempic, when your constipation decides to let loose, and you have to excuse yourself five times. Yeah, those moments. But hey, they make for easy conversation starters and a good laugh later on. And with that thought I will exit this blog for the meantime leaving you a very awesome Bridgerton design i did a few weeks ago for Netflix Bridgerton as an official fan artist. Available only on redbubble..
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